black n decker pecker wrecker

To describe a black female with braces who might just saw your member off while sucking your dick.

Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Orange Pecker Syndrome

aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.

"Jim lost his job; I'm afraid he's at risk for O.P.S."

by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005

peck

the past tense of peak peak as in the northagte version of the word meaning an extreme amount of amusement.The opposite of pinner also as in the northgate version meaning an unfortunate situation.

"That kis is such a peck"

"Kenny's party was a peck"

by peckmeharder April 12, 2010

peckerhead

n: a mushroom which grows wild and has a long stalk and a phallic shape.

We were looking for tasty morel mushrooms, but had to settle for the more common peckerheads.

by mike pelgen November 6, 2003

Peckerhead

a stupid and ignorant male.

You stupid peckerhead! Why'd you do that?

by xyankeegirl13 March 27, 2010

pecker puke

Slang term for semenal fluid, male ejaculate, sperm.

Be sure to use a rubber to catch all that pecker puke so you don't knock her up.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horrocks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016