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Pre-Tired

The state of succumbing to tiredness or exhaustion after thinking about everything you have to do - but before actually starting any of it.
I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.
by JC_Cali November 16, 2018
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pre-karma

It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
by Jordicolas April 17, 2019
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pre-banana'ing

Smothering yourself in jam for ... reasons.
My father-in-law told me one day how he loved to watch me as I was pre-banana'ing in the living room
by erthwrmSally_ April 4, 2020
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Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.
Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."
by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012
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Pre adolescents

Pre adolescents is two years before adolescents 10 So 8-9 is a pre Adolescents. People ages 8-9 is called a pre adolescents or big kid. Post adolescents are ages 20. 10-19 are adolescentz
My child is 9 about to be 10 so she is a pre adolescents.
by 459395 January 23, 2022
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pre-eating

The process of eating a small meal before you eat in order to work your way into a larger meal. This process is beneficial to prevent an upset stomach when one is extremely hungry, or to ensure that one does not spend too much buying a larger meal in order to satiate hunger. This process is not to be confused with snacking; pre-eating deals more with meals in smaller portions like appetizers or small microwavable meals.
I didn't eat anything ALL DAY! I need to pre-eat before we go to that buffet or I'll get myself sick.

John: Aww mann I'm still hungry. That cheeseburger didn't work.
Craig: Shoulda pre-ate.

I've been pre-eating for Thanksgiving all day. BRING IT ON!!
by xyz123gash October 19, 2010
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Pre-sine

(pre-zeen)
The act of using Visine before smoking weed, as opposed to after. Some employ this method to ensure they don't forget to do so when they are baked or to lessen the discomfort of the Visine, which may be enhanced when baked.
"Yo you got drops? I'm gonna pre-sine it this time, I think it works better."
"Ya, good idea, I don't wanna walk out bakey-eyed."
by Qeqeneq July 21, 2009
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