Phantom-smol-dic

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.

Guy: I have a small dick.
Genuinely Nice Friend: Maybe you just have a phantom-smol-dic

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Phantomelon

An absolute waste of space

Person 1: Hey you are a phantomelon
Person 2: So I'm a waste of space, eh?

by phantomelon July 8, 2018

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Phantom Face

The feeling or sensation that his face is still between your legs long after receiving oral pleasure.

He ate it so good that I now have a severe case of Phantom face

by TDub87 February 2, 2019

Phantom scruncher

An apple scruncher who is illusive and gets away with it-phantom scruncher

Phantom scruncher

by Juulman May 23, 2019

phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.

Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time

by nikki.dove June 26, 2019