fast na police

Means you're running at a speed that is comparable with escaping from the police.

Person 1: Man, I have a run today, wish me luck.

Person 2: Fast na police

by ni's gabi December 21, 2021

Asylum Morality Police

A vigilante group of international protection applicants who tacitly reconstitute a religious landscape of Sharīaʿ code through innuendo and cultural opprobrium in Direct Provision, so as to create a hostile environment towards gender nonconforming and transgender international protection applicants.

The fear of becoming the target of morality policing in Direct Provision may induce others to shield themselves against the asylum morality police's threats, and to engage in self-protecting behaviour and attributions

by Canada (2022) October 13, 2022

Saddle Brook Police Department

A building with a bunch of people who don't do anything, if you're rude they'll give you a job making the residents of the town upset.

If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you

The saddle brook police department is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

fashion police

Usually a teenaged female who has no life outside of shopping at Abercrombie and telling people that their clothes are out of style. Also see prep

(sound of high-heeled boots in the hallway)
Person 1) "Oh damn, its the fashion police!"
Person 2) "Quick put on your A&F jackets and make sure your collar is popped."

by Andrew Dundas April 25, 2006

Police Brutality

When the police beat the hell out of you. For not cooperating with them.

The LAPD beat Rodney King like they were his daddy.

Don't run from the police, they will f--- you up royally.

by Saints June 23, 2004

Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.

A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.

by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009