phoner

When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner

Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "

by thephoner October 1, 2010

braj pomer

Two crazy asf girls who are dumb af but super fun and "nice" 😂 But even though their annoying like all the time everyone loves them

did you guys hear what braj pomer did today?

Omg yea their so crazy!

by Anonymous8181 February 12, 2017

Poker Face

An over weight female with an attractive face used for oral sex.
Poker Face
Poke-Her-Face

"Shorty had a poker face.. that means she a little over weight but I'll poker face!" - Hellaquent

by Hellaquent - HQT Productions May 14, 2009

wombat poker

Wombat Poker was founded in April 2011 and is/was the last standing fully legal and safe online poker site in the USA. The site's main founder and spokesperson is New York native Pete Lubrano who created Wombat Poker to provide a safe haven for the puppy without a home that he had become.

Wombat Poker features a 79% rakeback program and pays out in Wombat Dollaz. Wombat Poker admits that payouts will take between 90-120 Business Days but Wombat Poker has never had a customer service complaint. Wombat Poker also offers Wombat Points that can be exchanged for Wombat Goodiez in the Wombat Poker Store.

Person A: My money is stuck on FTP, yo I'm fuckin' worried.

Person B: My shit is on Wombat Poker, yo. Just cashed out 50K Wombat Dollaz this morning. My life > yours :)

by peteL May 8, 2011

Phoner

An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.

Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!

by Andrew Flint October 24, 2007

Poker Face

BEST SONG EVER! Written AND composed by the one and only LADY GAGA, who became famous the real way, by booking gigs and working on talent, not by some stupid reality show, like american idol. Which is kind of ironic, considering she did a kick-ass performance on their stage.

"Poker face, to me, is perfection."- Lady GaGa.

by gagaforgaga April 13, 2009

poker face

A 'poker face' is when a guy shoots a load on a girl's face while the girl's expression doesn't change, despite the fact that she loves getting a facial. She keeps her 'poker face' because she knows that if she lets on that she enjoys it, her boyfriend will continually request to give her facials until the end of time.

Damn man, I didn't realize Julia loved getting facials until 6 months after we broke up. I can't believe she poker face 'd me.

by spandaucrockett April 9, 2009