People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011
Get the Church Policemug. by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008
Get the library policemug. by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010
Get the Taco Policemug. I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.
by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005
Get the police manmug. Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.
Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.
by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020
Get the Military policemug. by rolique November 18, 2015
Get the Please policemug. 