A black sport in which a black person tries to get chased by a police man by doing something that isn't even against the law/innocent.
by ukillbabies April 15, 2009

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011

by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.
by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.
Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.
by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020
