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Police Chase

A black sport in which a black person tries to get chased by a police man by doing something that isn't even against the law/innocent.
I just saw to young African Americans playing Police Chase.
by ukillbabies April 15, 2009
mugGet the Police Chasemug.

Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.
Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."
by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011
mugGet the Church Policemug.

library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee
Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt
by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008
mugGet the library policemug.

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.
Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.
by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010
mugGet the Taco Policemug.

police man

1. A very popular Halloween costume option for gay men.

2. A member of The Village People.
I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.
by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005
mugGet the police manmug.

Military police

Cops who give a damn about nothing but protecting themselves mostly. You could be innocent no cap and they'd still not listen or bring justice to protect their own.
Oh I got charged with assault by USMC military police after scratching Becky's face when she wouldnt let me leave the room.
by Lostgirl8685 November 3, 2020
mugGet the Military policemug.

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