pokésex

When two Pokemon have lovely but liquid sex.

"That Pokésex was sure liquidy"

by JustAnyOldGamer March 1, 2014

pokecrastinating

avoiding doing anything/everything by having poking wars with your friends on facebook

Stop pokecrastinating and get back to work.

by ♥~t September 23, 2010

Pokeboner

To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it

Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner

by PokeAddict November 20, 2011

Poked in the p-hole

This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...

My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!

by BadMoFo1999 November 29, 2011

Pokéballing

To pokéball; The act of slapping a girl repeatedly with ones ball sac while screaming "Pokéball go!" until you cum ; Can also be spelled pokeballing

I was Pokéballing this girl last night and she liked it.

by Aghno April 24, 2014

pokediger1

Plays roblox and spends like fucc

Oh it’s pokediger1

by Secret_slash February 19, 2020

chinese poke torture

when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.

I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.

by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009