Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

Doggy Piss

When a chick squirts right in you face while she is in the doggystyle position and you are at the bottom.

Pauly: Yo, how was last night..
Pimp: Ohh man it was the shit.... I got doggy pissed in by this chick with a great rack.
Pauly: Sweet.

by itssharkweek!! May 20, 2011

hang a piss

To take a piss; urinate.

"Pull over, dude! I gotta hang a piss!"

by rmig January 30, 2015

piss drunk

Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.

I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.

by ACG2x February 27, 2004

piss shit

When excrement takes on a liquid form and is violently sprayed from the rectum.

"Man, I just did a piss shit"

by aregee December 3, 2006

Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.

Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.

by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009