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Pineapple Butt 

After taking a large poop, the act of not wiping and allowing the poop to dry and get crusty, followed by the sensation of having the top of a pineapple in your asshole is known as pineapple butt.
Man, Chipotle was out of toilet paper. When I got home, I had a bad case of pineapple butt

I started to bleed from wiping but still had shit to remove. Two hours later, I had wicked Pineapple Butt.
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Pineapple on pizza 

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time
Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

pineapple pullout

When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!
A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"

B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"

A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
pineapple pullout by S Pocka March 17, 2010

Pineapple pen

Intro
(PEE-PEE-AY-PEE)
P-P-A-P

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
You: Your such a Pineapple pen,

friend: How?

You: your a dead meme
Pineapple pen by Hopefully funny September 7, 2017

Pineapple Pizza 

The best pizza in the entire world. Pizza is honestly not considered pizza unless it has pineapple on it.
"Pineapple pizza literally makes me orgasm"
Pineapple Pizza by xBungleBee June 29, 2018

Pineapple Punch 

A notorious gang consisted of violent ass-kickers who will fuck anyone up, during any day, of any mutha fuckin week.
Guy 1: "YO! I just got into the gang Pineapple Punch!"
Guy 2: "Oh shit! dont kick my ass bro!"
Guy 1: *throws up gang sign as guy 2 runs*
Pineapple Punch by Pine man November 2, 2010

Pineapple Cock 

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple
Pineapple Cock by shaboinga January 1, 2012