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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
mugGet the Auto Smell Peckermug.

Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
mugGet the Peckermug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.
by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021
mugGet the Chicken Peckermug.

top pecker

mugGet the top peckermug.

Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.
They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker
by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021
mugGet the Pecker Checkermug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

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