green bay packers

Better known by thier longtime moniker "The Green Bay Fudge Packers" and The "Ben Gay Fudge Packers", this group of bunghole busters focuses on offnding football fans mostly by existing, but also add to thier own humiliation by sullying the names of superb athletes {see former USM standout Brett Favre a man who secretly desires an orange and midnight blue outfit}. As a seciondary outlet this assembled bunch of cornhole cowboys attempts to play football with horribly miserable results.
Synonyms: The Dallas Galboys, The New Dork Yankers

That Senator Larry Craig sure did a good political impression of the Green Bay Packers.

by Tom Mabry January 2, 2009

Green Bay Packers

An NFL team belonging to fat, drunken, cut throat, overly obnoxious and highly jealous fans who pride themselves on the false assumption they're better than the Chicago Bears and their fans. The Chicago Bears lead the all time series between the Packers/Bears 90-79 (The Bears have never trailed to the Packers). The Chicago Bears lead the NFL in all time wins as well - most people will say it's due to their length of time in the NFL, however most are ignorant of the fact that there are several teams who've been around just as long, yet fail to accomplish the same goal (The Green Bay assholes for one).
Notable mention is the 60 year starting QB for the Green Bay Packers Brett Favre, better known by his nickname as John Elway's bitch. His long standing definition is the ultimate drug addicted Barry Bonds of the NFL who would sooner drag his team down in pursuit of his own stats than let them have a chance to win. Fans are under the false assumption that he plays for them and will continue to believe he will not drop them like a bad habit once he finishes his conquest of records (which quarterback Peyton Manning will bust open in half the time).

George Halas OWNS Lombardi.
John Elway OWNS Brett Favre.
CHICAGO BEARS OWN GREEN BAY PACKERS.

by Knotsea January 2, 2008

Fudge-Packer

1. An employee of cadbury's who packs fudge.

or

2. An individual who packs men for pleasure (i.e. gay)

'Big Niall Barr is a Fudge-Packer'.

'Man you're a fudge' (in smegs'voice)

by Mark McClaren March 30, 2004

packers

A cheesehead NFL football team, who have the WORST fans ever! The packers are also known to have ugly uniforms that resemble puke and snot mixed together. All fans of the cheeseheads love their caveman era quarterback, Brett Favre, who needs to get a hint and retire.

Alternate names: Green Gay slackers, fudge packers, cheeseheads.

What do the packers and purcupines have in common?
They both have pricks.

by WerewolvesRule August 13, 2007

fudge-packer

A colloquial Australian Term refering to a person of homosexual tendancies. Also can be used as a verb.

"Thorpeys a bloody fudge-packer" or "Thorpey packs the fudge mate"

by non fudge-packer September 23, 2005

Packers

The team of the mid nineties, with stars like Brett Favre and Reggie White. They're average at best now. Yet football fans all over the country like this team even more than their home team. They play in a small town that shouldn't even be on the map (has anyone heard of Appleton, WI? It's larger than Green Bay).

The team had two dominating periods: the mid nineties (with Favre and White) and the late sixties (headed by the famed Vince Lombardi). They aren't dominating anymore.

And Favre isn't the best in the league anymore. Peyton, Daunte, Donovan, Tom Brady, and others beat him out now.

How can anyone say that this team is among the best in the league? They have nothing resembling a defense!

by Crazyswordsman February 2, 2005

parkerbarker

someone who has sex, withen their own family

Bill was just sent to a mental institution, because he parkerbarkered his sister.

by jacklacksack August 21, 2006