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the panamanian petting zoo

“When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal. “ (Can be combined with the Kentucky Klondike Bar.)
by Squid1028 November 2, 2017
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Panama Canal

A sexual act in which you bridge the gap of a womans vagina and her anus by ejaculating inbetween the two, creating almost what can be considered a canal between the two areas.
I was butt fuckin this girl right, and I pulled out and gave her a panama canal.
by Division 6 September 14, 2006
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Paramore

An AMAZING, alternative band from Franklin, Tennessee, USA.

Hayley Williams - Vocals
Taylor York - Lead Guitar
Jeremy Davis - Bass Guitar
Me: Hey guys, who likes Paramore?!
Strangers: Who?

Me: Lolwut
by Lawrenzein September 29, 2011
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paramore

Paramore is nothing more than Fall Out Boy with an attractive female lead singer.
by GuyFox March 11, 2008
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paramore

over-rated band is over rated, cliched none the less, no progression or any musical talent whatsoever. A true musician would stab his own eyes out with acid dipped rustic nails then sit through a whole show. I as me myself the one who is posting this very definition, would rather be rapped by a donkey dick in the ear then listen to this pile of sacrilegious failure. There like the sharp pain of diarrhea in unison with a power drill ripping away what was once an anus. If there was an all powerful all knowing loving caring god and if that god frowned there would be this putrid pop idol group in his sight and mind.
Johny: There is not enough paper in the world to properly explain the hatred i feel for this pop-group sensation that is paramore.

Appleseed: cool story bro
by moses44544 January 21, 2009
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para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.
Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?
by para-den March 15, 2011
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Paramedic apathy

When the general public misunderstands how you (a paramedic) interact with the general public, or when a paramedic is socially misunderstood. There are many applicable situations to paramedic apathy, though it is mostly a lack of perspective from the general public, not actual apathy from the people who you call on to save your life.

When for the 10,000th time some jackass at a party asks you to tell them the gnarliest thing you have ever seen, And you inarticulately tell a lame story about a guy who was shot in the head but was still talking. Since they can't relate, and at some point you smile, you have inadvertently performed paramedic apathy.

Demanding lunch before the next call, while still joking about the corpse you just determined dead in a pool of semen, is Paramedic apathy.
Terry... I wish his dog lived, cuz that guy was a dick to us. Dogs are way better than people.

Danno... That is just the Paramedic apathy coming through. Now let's go eat chicken cuz it's Tuesday!
by VICERN January 22, 2014
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