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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 7, 2007
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paceable

The art of fornicating with a girl when highly intoxicated or drugged. Sober guys would usually stay away from this girl.
She is paceable.

Give me another to drink. I want this girl paceable by midnight.
by Z Pace October 23, 2007
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pacman

when two girls eat each other out just to swallow each others periods, because pacman eats dots shapes like a period ext.
"hey suzzy i see your panties are soaking blood mine are to"
"omg your making me so horny wanna pacman"
"oh yes iv been waiting for this i first used the bathroom after your and saw that blood in the shower"
"that was on purpose, im glad are cycles are finally alined"
"oh dont say anymore just lick my wet pussy"
"ok"
by Foxy Chewbacca October 1, 2009
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secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.
Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.
by Memodreads February 21, 2017
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Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
by LilCunt May 26, 2008
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hewlett packard

A computer and computer peripherals company. Although the desktops and laptops can have some serious drawbacks, ther accessories (printers, sanners, and the like) are actually worth the money.
On the computer side problems often arise where certain components start to break. The CD/DVD drive has been a very common occurance. There have been claims of the computer making noise form start-up.
If you must by a HP computer makes sure it is a new one and not refurbished as it will be even worse.
Man: My Hewlett Packard is broken again.
Man 2: And you were expecting what?
by SalixR June 11, 2006
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pacman jones

1. Code word for an ugly girl.
Chuck: pacman jones

Brennan: Yeah dude, that girl's face looks like a vaginal cleansing sponge.
by Skip Ripken February 28, 2009
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