poodle

Noun
A sorry French excuse for a "dog" that likes to lick saggy hairy balls all day long. They also enjoy expensive haircuts that will suck all the money out of your purse and caviar, but from a human.

"What kind of dog is that that is licking my balls?"
"Must be a poodle."

by Jaxie April 16, 2005

poodle

an extremely hairy penis

eww...i totally wouldnt bang him, he has a small poodle.

by jaime and ally December 25, 2007

Poodle

A sexual act in which one cums on a chihuahua (in a pinch, any dog will do), prefferably a black one, then uses the cum to stick fluffy white cotton in it, simulating a poodle haircut.

Aww, Nubi looks so cute as a poodle!

by Maramas October 9, 2006

Pooder

Fake Italian; meaning sexy. jayy kayy =) it really means ugly. or gay.

heyy look at that kid.! he's such a pooder. yu know like poo-der.

by smola. and chuuu December 6, 2009

poodie

Someone that is absolutly terrible at an texas hold em, or anything

"Man you suck at texas hold em, your a poodie

by chocolate bruh August 13, 2012

pack poodah

a finished player who is amazing at bottling

joe: bruh psg just bottled the champions league final and pessi played horribly

riahuz: i know pessi is such a pack poodah!

by pessi is a fraud February 1, 2022

kitties and poodles

cute expression of "cats and dogs"

"it rains kitties and poodles out there."

by Ddoong March 16, 2009