Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
by Blunt Nick December 14, 2010
When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly
by Daboyyyy August 21, 2013
This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.
"What's that smell?"
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."
by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023
An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
by Aidan Mcclay April 28, 2017
Buying booze from a supermarket and drinking it on the street park while listening to music on ones mobile phone.
by viktorgino May 31, 2018
It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
by PutterPutterNutterButter March 23, 2016
Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.
That person is a ball polisher.
by Behsg June 01, 2016