Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018

Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

by kiwi1313 August 24, 2008

poke&run

When someone pokes someone and then runs; they never call again

Dillon and john were haning out.. dillon poked john and run; Poke&run

by Robbbo October 21, 2007

poke dope

Poke Dope, is slang terminology for shooting up, or slamming drugs into the vein, via a needle or (Rig), it is a general definition for all drugs that are injected into the vein through a needle, and doesn't pertain to any particular one.

"I was really into poke dope back in the day."

"John is a real fiend for that poke dope."

by TylerLu December 30, 2007

Poke-Phile

Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.

*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*

by UnicornBoomMc December 18, 2017

Poke Bowl

A food bowl of Japanese origin. Typically filled with noodles or brown rice, fish, pickled vegetables and seasoned with the apprentice's jizz.

John: I'll have the 1kg steak please.
Marcus: I'll have a poke bowl with extra salmon.

John: Come on mate. Don't be a homo! Life's too short to be small!

by Stubble01 December 18, 2017