peter9

An extension of Peter7 where the girls are just as ugly but the guy scores her higher so he can appear to be a mack. In reality, he is just trying to show off and is in denial.

1) That's not a Peter9. She is as ugly as a peter7

2) Peter9, Peter7, they're all the same double baggers.

Peter: That girl is a peter9.
Mike: No Peter, that's a true peter7. Look at her FOBy dress.

by JasonInMiami September 26, 2007

Peter Pan Slap

When a man finds out actual age of the female he was with the previous night was not yet the age of consenting.

Jason got peter pan slapped when he found out Danielle was only 13!!!!!!!

He does enjoy the girls from Neverland.

by <>< thefishkid October 1, 2009

peter greg

God

Peter Greg is a mix between Peter Griffin of family guy and Greg Heffley of diary of a wimpy kid.

Peter Greg can beat your ass in cod with a guitar hero controller

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 19, 2019

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

The Peter Pan Handbook

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

panic pack rat peter

Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.

Scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

by G January 15, 2004

Peter Wentz

Bassist and lyricist for emo, formerly somewhat punk, band Fall Out Boy. He helps to run Clandestine Industries - a mainly clothing manufacturer - as well as Fueled By Ramen/Decaydance records. On March 7th 2006, his peen came under heavy scrutiny during Peengate '06.

"Dude, you took viaHipTop pics of your peen?"
"Yeah, I pulled a Peter Wentz."

by Kate V. T April 16, 2006