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Chia Pet

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.
Wife: Honey, the drain is clogged again!
Hudband: Damnit, that's because you clogged it with your chia pet again.
by MyxLastxRitesx March 30, 2010
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Whale of A Teacher's Pet

A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".

These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.

Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.

Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
by _Fancy_ March 17, 2011
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Pillow pet

A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult
Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!
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Shave Your Pet

An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
by UhuhUhhuhUhhuh July 8, 2014
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Teacher's Pet

The Teacher's Pet is annoying.
by Slynki November 1, 2021
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Take My Pet to the Vet

When a guy may be suffering from an STD and needs to get it checked out by a doctor.
Man, I was with some chick and now I'm itchin'. I think I need to take my pet to the vet.
by binkyhucklebunny October 23, 2009
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ace ventura pet detective

like ACE! but you add the name of ace ventura pet detective on the end
god, that gig was ace ventura pet detective!
by skinnygangster September 5, 2006
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