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Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle
Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"
by PoonNugget May 29, 2010
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Mr Peanut

Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.
"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and peanut butter confectionaries sold by the Hershey Chocolate company. Created by Canadian native, Linda Brooks, in 1963.
"I love going to the candy store! I always get so many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!"
by dandycandyman March 10, 2009
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Peanut Butter Fluff

A sexual act where a guy applies marshmallow fluff over a woman's breast and apply peanut butter to her lower body, then folds her in half, has sex with her, and then finishes by licking the mixture off her body and sharing it with the girl.
Guy 1: What happened with that chick last night?
Guy 2: She came out of the kitchen with some Fluff and Jif and I folded her up for a peanut butter fluff. She was quite tasty.
by b723 February 26, 2010
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PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

A time or situation that involves the combination of peanut butter and any kind of jam. Such an even is a time of celebration/exitement in many cultures.
e.g. A Dancing bannana screaming the words "PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME" repeatedly to any music at all.
by Captain. Bob Jesus March 11, 2003
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peanut butter sandwich

The occurance of needing a turd so badly that you let a little bit of shit out of your anus and it gets smeared all around your crack. The ass itself when looked at, then has the appearance of a peanut butter sandwich.
"Ive got such a peanut butter sandwich right now."

As the naked man bent over, the onlookers cried "Oh my god hes got quite a peanut butter sandwich."
by TehMuel November 6, 2007
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Peanut Speakers

The tiny speakers that come stock with most electronics. Can refer to any small speaker that is too small for its function.
"Dude, you are going to blow those pansy little peanut speakers if you keep running your laptop at full volume."
by Ultratoxic June 18, 2006
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