P.E.R.F.E.C.T.

P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces
E is for 'Extinction', all your puny races
R for 'Revolution', which will be televised
F is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise...
E is for 'Eccentric', just listen to my song
C is for 'Completion', that I've waited for so long!
T is for the 'Terror', upon you I'll bestow...

Some Bug Guy: *Chuckles* My name is P.E.R.F.E.C.T. Cell. And I'd like to say...
Hello.

by 1 Deleted Account December 24, 2023

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

by Daines January 12, 2008

C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

C.I.L.P.

Cunt I'd Like to Punt - a girl who really fucking sucks and has an overall cunty personality

Prononced silp

"There's this one girl who really gets on my nerves, she's such a fucking C.I.L.P.

by the big fuscinator June 21, 2012

c.h.a.m.p

C.H.A.M.P is a term used when you want to talk shit about someone secretly without them knowing "C*nt Has A Mental Problem"

Look your all c.h.a.m.ps

by WO2MK2 December 6, 2018

c.l.i.p.

c.l.i.p. ; chemical/s locked in place

Using salt@consultant on an Australian Electrol Commission Form where the example was John.smith@hotmail, caused a c.l.i.p.

by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020

C.R.A.P

Cranberries, raisins, and peanuts. A tasty trail mix that is sure to feed your friends and kill people with peanut allergies.

Dude pass the C.R.A.P, that shit is so good

by surfaceareaofacow September 2, 2020