by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

by Gigalo August 8, 2017

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.
Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."
by MrLoganC October 7, 2016

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
by Roundthebend November 29, 2014

Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!
by Real World July 14, 2016

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.
by PeteNorth March 21, 2022
