Crumbing

Crumbing is the obsessive act of meticulously searching through carpet fibers, wood grain, and horizontal surfaces for any unintentionally dropped "crumbs" or morsels of dope. This applies to all major dopes such as that Booger Sugar, Uncle Ron, or Meff.

Looks as though Meffanie is out of Meff cause' she is crumbing through the carpets of her trailer looking for anything she can put in her oil burner and smoke.

by L'il Tism March 11, 2025

crumb yourself out

Settle for less than you deserve. Date a scrub or loser..

Girl you gonna crumb yourself out dating that scrub. You can do better than that.

by Paypaid July 6, 2019

peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.

"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"

by False.Pulse December 1, 2022

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008

Crumb Dune

When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items

Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune

by Pizsaboy June 12, 2017

Crumbs

A crumb is a tiny piece of bread that appears in your clothes when you eat.

Theres crumbs on the floor!

by getrealman December 2, 2021