floor roof

the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas

I got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn

by floor roof scouter 2011 February 20, 2011

laughing floor

The term referring to the space where people go to laugh.

(In a similar vein to dancing on a dancefloor.)

Sound Girl: I'm so going to go hang out on the laughing floor. Everyone's over there having a laugh about something or other.

by ruefulsmile October 16, 2009

four on the floor

a sex act in which one of the participants is on the floor with both arms and legs supporting them.

It was hot as hell...I was standing above her naked body and I had her from behind and she had four on the floor.

by Daniels Tedson April 9, 2005

Four to the floor

When you have to present and sell at least four accessories to a customer.

"Four to the floor, we all sell more!"

by Purpdrank March 20, 2014

floor punch

The outward emotinal expression of an emo in distress.

E. Moe got so pissed when he broke up with his gf that his floor punch broke his hand.

by Corey L. July 23, 2006

Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

by Asherthercrasher September 13, 2010

floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

by TinyDick July 5, 2018