Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.

Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.

by Blind Angel August 30, 2012

lightning slut

A typical adult woman of the 'slutty' variety, however her sexual encounters are over in such a short time that they have been called "lightning fast". Not to be confused with lightning bug, because their rear ends rarely glow. This is a unique strategy for the experienced slut, as it allows her to have many more suitors in a short amount of time, therefore leveling up her experience as quickly as possible. However, it is not always intentional. Some lightning sluts have enough sex to be called a slut, but they are just bad at sex.

"I thought her experience would make her good, but she was totally a lightning slut, and for some reason her butt was glowing"

by Nayr Yarg June 12, 2014

Lightning Sex

Getting taxed while have sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.

by Aef06 June 17, 2015

lightning mcqueen'd

When someone roasts you so hard that you can feel Lightning Mcqueen himself burning rubber all over your face.

Bystander 1: "Woah, did you see how hard Sam just roasted John?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, he just got fuckin Lightning Mcqueen'd!"

by SweatyMoose! April 25, 2016

lightning taco

A girl that cums really fast.

And I thought I was quick in bed then I met Lightning Taco

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

lightning rodding

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

lightning seven

Lightning seven is an achievement redeemable for 19 lad points that you can get for having vigorous sex that lasts for exactly seven minutes. If orgasm is achieved in both participants, the male's penis may be dubbed a lightning rod.

Yeah, me and Janice went for the lightning seven yesterday, came close but we were three seconds overtime.

by Vikind7667 December 29, 2016