next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 25, 2022

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus June 02, 2011

Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 30, 2021

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

piss next door

When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds

“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”

by Mownique October 01, 2023

Next years

Means see you when I’m famous

See you in the next years

by Ricky Chapstick November 20, 2020

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe August 26, 2008