An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
Get the Net Martialmug. *ol stank ass scratches necc*
“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”
“no”
“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”
“no”
“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023
Get the netmug. Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
/ˈspɛli nɛt/
To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
Get the Speli Netmug. username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you
username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit
username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit
by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023
Get the net talkermug. "I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
Get the Retard stuck in a netmug. A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
by Wencher August 13, 2009
Get the Net-Legendmug. A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the a**h**e safety-netmug.