Nerd Word

A binding verbal agreement between a nerd and anyone the nerd chooses to grace with his/her nerd word. Usually only 3 are granted at any given time.

"You gave her your nerd word! That means you only have 2 left!"

by Infinite_Guytron March 16, 2016

Chorus Nerd

Someone who is completely obsessed with chorus...simply put. They are in every school chorus available to them and try out for every solo.

YAY for Chorus Nerds...they ROCK.

by MooHead May 13, 2005

Novelty Nerd

An individual who goes beyond normal means to be portrayed as a nerd for the social acceptance/"cool factor" while having no actual "nerd" characteristics. Said person will dress like a nerd (faux glasses, 80's apparel, etc...) and throw out the occasional Star Wars or Star Trek reference, but has probably only seen one move/episode.

I asked Joe to fix my laptop, but it turns out he's just a novelty nerd and doesn't really know anything about computers.

by 0x87 June 2, 2010

band nerd

a person who is plays in a band, typically a school band or ensemble. this term is sometimes used as an insult however it is also considered a term of affection as well.

Band nerds can be found in marching bands, pep bands, brass and woodwind ensembles, etc.

by Nancy January 19, 2004

nerd

An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..

They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.

However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.

Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.

Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.

Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.

Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!

by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021

Music Nerd

One who is quite knowledgeable about music. Every time they get engaged in an arguement about music, they win. They usually play at least one instrument and are good at it. They can read and/or improv really well. They seem (and probably do) to know the answers to just about every bit of music trivia. They also seem to have heard everything and know about all the cool bands before you and everyone else.

Person 1: "Have you heard this really cool song by this really cool band?"
Person 2: "Of course! I heard it the day after it came out!"
Person 1: "You're such a music nerd!"
Person 2: "I know! Should I start learning mandolin or bassoon next week? I can't decide..."
Person 1: "Well, you ALREADY play at least 27 instrument... But I'd go with bassoon."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

neds

A group of youths who tend to hang about run down ares. They frequent off licences trying to get "old cunts" to buy them booze, then go off and beat each other up. Roam around in "teams" or "young teams", and young teams from different ares tend to fight. They usually carry weapons of sorts : weapons like knives, switchblades and bottles of buckfast. Use phrases such as "gekky" - geeky "well good" - excellent "whit you sayin ya prick" - please repeat your previous statement "yer maw takes the boaby" - your mother enjoys taking penises in her bodily orifices.

If you come out of a convenience store and are suddenly dazzled by white tracksuits/trainers and cheap gold, you are about to be mugged by a gang of neds. they will hurl abuse at you as if to intimidate you, but you will probably not understand it as it will be things like "ye got in yer bag ya dick?" or "geez a swatch ae yer bru wantae?".

by Ned Experienced December 28, 2005