Rusty Nail

A penis covered in feces, usually from anal sex.

"I was getting some backdoor action last night and when I pulled out I had one rusty nail."

by Mr. Hardware August 25, 2008

Nail Syndrome

When one has a big dick but doesn't know how to use it.

ME: That poor Kyle never gets any

BONI: Yea, he has a huge dick too...

ME: He must have a case of the Nail Syndrome

by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010

Nail Paint

because i don't wana fucking say nail polish

Can you give me the nail paint? No, it's not fucking called nail polish.

by Gdelicious November 11, 2014

nail

In British slang, a nail is an inexpensive, slow, undesirable zero status old high mileage car.
This cheap form of disposable motoring might also be called a beater, banger, shed, noddy car, tub, clunker, jalopy, and, depending on origin, yank tank, eurotrash, japcrap.
Not to be confused with a lemon, which is an unroadworthy money pit you just unwisely bought.

Friend: "Mate, where did you get this old nail?"
Me: "Well, I saw it in the post office window for £300"
Friend: "Oh. Does the radio work?"
Me: "No. But I can fit a mattress in the back"

by The god who walks the Earth December 12, 2018

Nailitophobia

The inherent and in-cognitive fear of nailing everything that you do.

Mutation chetta is not lazy. He just suffers from Nailitophobia

by 1N4N0 April 24, 2019

nail parrot

A religion originating from India in which it is believed that the universe including space and time was formed at the beginning of time when there was only a nail and a Parrot until the nail decided to go up the parrots ass causing the parrot to generate the loudest moan in history but it was inaudible due to the lack of air in space. (Also Tan is GAY.)

"Sir do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour nail parrot?"

by Sethcomics's March 17, 2020

Naeil

A really funny intelligent handsome Caucasian man

Damn That cool guy is a real Naeil!
Damn that kid efti isn’t a Naeil...

by Skiddy boy 69 October 16, 2020