blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011

Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012

facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day

Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap

by KingClown February 29, 2016

tiddy nap

When you take a nap on your gf’s tiddies

My girlfriend and I were chillin, and I ended up taking a tiddy nap for a couple of hours. It was nice.

by wlwmeister May 9, 2019

stoner nap

When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap

Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.

You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.

Your friend enters into a stoner nap.

by stonerjohnson March 16, 2016

white nap

When you use cocaine as a substitute for sleep.

I'm exhausted from drinking all day, I need a white nap if I'm going to go out tonight.

by Beef Factory November 26, 2017