Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 06, 2022
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towel nap

After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.
by Renaissance1 March 10, 2014
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Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
by Sambino Venucci September 07, 2022
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Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.
Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.
by The Pikachu Master November 07, 2012
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liquid nap

Drinking a caffinated beverage in order to stay away instead of taking an actual nap.
I really need a liquid nap to get me through class today.
by Denise M November 10, 2007
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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 05, 2010
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blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.
I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!
by Mr. Selectah June 08, 2011
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