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Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.
Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.
by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022
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Sticky nap

The act of falling asleep after masturbation, without a clean up operation taking place.
Dave: Carl, wake up! Oh shit, what the hell is that on your t-shirt?

Carl: umm oh err, what??

Dave: Sticky nap??

Carl: Ok, you got me.
by Richochet96 June 6, 2011
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Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.
I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.
by brenjadeb August 18, 2012
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cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
by custoner September 28, 2015
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Spicy nap

When someone is having a seizure, or seizure like activity, it’s referred to as a spicy nap.
She’ll be fine, she just had a spicy nap
by EssJay36 February 10, 2022
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
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