The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.
Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.
Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.
I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.
by GeoJordan September 26, 2007
When someone is being called out (usually on twitter) for not doing the right thing. Such as having the power to stop something bad happening but either failed to try and prevent it or worse, is found to have contributed toward it and maybe lied about it or tried to cover it up.
The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.
It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.
The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.
It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.
Tweet: Yo, governor after saying you want to protect our communities, why did you vote to support that bill which makes it easier for children to buy guns? WE SEE YOU. #election
by Monkeynews June 25, 2020
Da government body dat makes sure you will observe your town's "hose-heroes" arrive expediently at your local bank if a conflagration of any kind happens to start, so dat your deposited money will be safe from getting burned up.
If my bank is "member F.D. I See, equal housing lender", does that mean that my home is protected from flames, as well, if I put my saving in that bank?
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.
*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!
by LordJenal July 27, 2023
Too Laila I see the vibe!
by NitroPvPYT March 26, 2019
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 11, 2015
by coolawesomenctzen123 March 19, 2021