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you’re a mess? im gonna call you percy.
by 272918292839403 December 6, 2021
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Mess Junkie

Someone who goes out of their way to get negative attention like a crazy person
Did you see Anthony's double penetration video on Facebook. That guy is such a mess junkie he will do anything for you to look in his direction.
by 1Archetype August 5, 2018
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Mess Hall Haircut

The popular yet annoying, longer type hair on teen guys that comes down to chin level and flicks out at the bottom.
Mitchel Musso from Hannah Montana rocks a Mess Hall Haircut.
by Ryudomo August 30, 2010
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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
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Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.
I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.
by Astro Dew August 20, 2025
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Messed

Refers to something that is messed up; Messed
That(s) is/was/gonna be messed.
by ARHester January 9, 2024
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