Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
by 3little3series November 06, 2020
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Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
by queensburykid March 31, 2024
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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 20, 2022
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Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 26, 2022
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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Jared

jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.
Jared is a sexy ass beast
by hmahma June 28, 2017
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