on my ass 

being super fucked up from a drug of some sort, but being at a relaxed state

“i was on my ass when i took 2 bong hits and an edible

on my ass by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

slaps my ass 

when something is so good it slaps your ass

“that food was so good it slaps my ass”

slaps my ass by slaps ass November 23, 2021

Dete dete my ass 

When someone or a dieter comes and eats your ass, or does any various unwanted sexual acts.

Omg Sophia, don't dete dete my ass i'll stop talking!

Dete dete my ass by dietershoesoph August 3, 2018

Yum Eata My ass? 

After someone eats you say this to indicate ones love twords the food

“That bacon looks Delicous Alex, yum eata my ass?”

Yum Eata My ass? by Liilacskiies September 25, 2018

Jump up my ass 

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

Jump up my ass by VirgilVulpes December 4, 2021

i push my fingers into my ass

its the only thing that slowly stops the avhe

"hey bro what are you doing?"
"i push my fingers into my ass"

i push my fingers into my ass by Slao October 31, 2022

chaps my ass

Getting on someone's nerves, irratating someone.

These people really are really chaps my ass.

chaps my ass by Unknown May 13, 2005