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Muff

Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!
by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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muff

a very hairy pussy.
When Bob ate her muff, he got lots of pubic hair stuck in his teeth.
by Marcy January 29, 2004
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stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.
Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.
by Raaaas May 13, 2008
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Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night
"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"
by Hillbilliedeluxe December 16, 2008
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Muff cakes

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.
Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?
by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011
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muff

Wether she shaves her muff or not is none of your business.
by Light Joker December 28, 2005
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spank your furry muff

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you
'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'
by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006
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