Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".
by Mustang Tossed Salad August 9, 2009
Get the Liquor Mortis mug.Well, there was this really shit supermarket called Safeway. And everyone knew it was shit. Then something happened, and it stopped being shit for a while, and everyone went their and talked about how good it was. But then, the novelty wore off and it went back to being shit, but obviously it was called Morrisons now.
SO.
'to Morrison'- to be lame, and suddenly become cool. ( and usually go back to being lame afterwards.
He Morrisons, she Morrison, they Morrison, he Morrisonned, he will Morrison...
SO.
'to Morrison'- to be lame, and suddenly become cool. ( and usually go back to being lame afterwards.
He Morrisons, she Morrison, they Morrison, he Morrisonned, he will Morrison...
Long-winded idiot sentence: ' Oh yeah, Norman, he was a complete n00b, but then he got some Ralph Lauren shirts and his acne went away, and everyone liekd him, but then his acne came back and he told us he was in love with Harry Potter.'
Simplified equivalent: 'Norman completely Morrisonned.'
Person A: 'I have a feeling Norman will Morrison soon.'
Person B: 'No way, he has ultimate real-life acne.'
Simplified equivalent: 'Norman completely Morrisonned.'
Person A: 'I have a feeling Norman will Morrison soon.'
Person B: 'No way, he has ultimate real-life acne.'
by 118robotrobot November 25, 2007
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were white people are movin away to parsippany and people who wunt to get away from vilence done at bbtown. mostly populated by latinoz/blakz.the town wuntz to get rid of both races by makin every thang so expensive.in 2008 der has been 2 murders and 3 stealings in the dangerous zone MARTIN LUTHER KING AV. were both races hang past 11 pm! drug dealers live der too but dont police noe dat! bbtown is a urban and suburban town. transportation by bbpeople: bikes,walking,runnin,mini motor cycles!
were white people are movin away to parsippany and people who wunt to get away from vilence done at bbtown. mostly populated by latinoz/blakz.the town wuntz to get rid of both races by makin every thang so expensive.in 2008 der has been 2 murders and 3 stealings in the dangerous zone MARTIN LUTHER KING AV. were both races hang past 11 pm! drug dealers live der too but dont police noe dat! bbtown is a urban and suburban town. transportation by bbpeople: bikes,walking,runnin,mini motor cycles!
ex a: were u goin
ex b: morristown bbtown
ex a: i would go but u comin late n i dont wunna b robbed!
ex b: morristown bbtown
ex a: i would go but u comin late n i dont wunna b robbed!
by fania October 19, 2008
Get the morristown mug.Totally overrated semi-talent who discovered that he had marketable cheekbones. Worshipped the world over as a "poet" by people who have never read a single line of verse. Mistaken as the originator of ideas stolen from far better minds- mainly Arthur Rimbaud, Aldous Huxley, and William Blake. Musically, a pitchy blues-impersonator with a one-octave range. Fame seems to hinge almost entirely on his young death.
Wow! Jim Morrison finally lost some weight, and now he's going to be a complete asshole to his bandmates! Until he dies and stuff . . .
by RideTheSnack August 18, 2008
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Get the Morissettian Irony mug.Morris, the cat, a popular red tabby feline in the 1980's cat food comercials. Any red headed person with red eyelashes, red pubic hair, red eyebrows, all red features is considered to be a Morrish person-- almost unatural, scary, yet fascinating. Damn, red.
by K.D.--Not Lang!! October 12, 2004
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