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Mornong

When a girl is sucking your cock and attempts to say "good morning" while your dick is still in her mouth
*girlfriend giving you a bj*

"OH, good morning babe"

*with cock in her mouth* good mornong
by MornongProfessor January 9, 2014
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morella

one amazing, beautiful, and outgoing person who has every right to be loved and given tons of affection to. this person is adored by 99% of the people they meet, and makes everyone feel like a totally awesome person.
Man, everyone deserves a Morella in their life
by yukonpotatoe March 13, 2018
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Monday Morning Optimist

A term used to describe someone who is optimistic in such situations where a majority of people (or, just one particular person) do not want to hear optimism because it is unwelcome; such as Monday morning in an office enviorment.

This term can also be used outside "the office" to describe someone who just might be too optimistic.
Person: I hate Monday mornings.
Optimist: Oh, but it's the start of a new week, the beginning of a new day! Isn't it beautiful out?
Person: You're such a Monday Morning Optimist... it's annoying.
by Noxilerm June 1, 2007
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Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"
Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"
by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009
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li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).
Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua
by Nagasakia March 17, 2016
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will wynne-morgan

a small curly haired boy, with a very posh voice and grandad pubes as a fringe.
has little quantaties of friends, and is often attracted to the same member of sex. Favourite songs include 'Barbie Girl', and 'You are the music in me'. Usually referred to as hannah wallen.
'You are such a will wynne-morgan'
by gjjhkgfjaknjfg gsj July 18, 2009
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CNN Piers Morgan

CNN Piers Morgan is an accomplice of the Obama Administration to commit countless war crimes and to commit multiple counts of treason
CNN Piers Morgan was fired from the The London Daily Mirror with criminal charges for a phone hacking wiretapping scandal, he is a "hatchetman of the new world order"
by ILLUMINATEDone January 12, 2013
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