Kid: I don't wanna go to school, it gives me trauma and makes ne go crazy and have hallucinations
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
Dad: nah you'll thank me later life is hard sometimes but you gotta get through it
Kid: dad you're such a mitchell!
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