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mindgrapes

Mindgrapes refers to your brain thinking.
Tracy Jordan has supple mindgrapes.
by Connie Silverville March 23, 2009
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turd miner

One who excavates fecal matter.
by DaveIsCool123456789 June 11, 2006
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Chilean Miner

When a guy fucks a girl and the condom gets stuck in her cunt and is not retrieved for 69 days
Girl: Hey you remember us fucking 69 days ago?

Guy: Ya, what about it? You still don't believe I was wearing a condom?

Girl: No I do now, it popped out today. You Chilean miner'd me.
by Gtap1183 April 8, 2011
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Minderer

A person who constantly drifts off to places unknown, within the realm of their own mind. Usually, this person has A.D.D. or another disorder that renders them unable to pay attention.
"Hey, hey, in down front fat guy." No point in trying anymore to reach that minderer, he was off to places unknown.
by Biff Justice October 20, 2005
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Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness
Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice
by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011
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Coal Miner

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.
Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner
by l3urkles January 7, 2014
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New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008
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