Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

Millennial Warming

The warming of the Earth’s global climate and it seems to be impossible to stop as the Earth has warmed and cooled throughout its existent as proposed by Juan Hernandez an individual with the mind of an awoken with the Millennial Warming Theory. The excess carbon dioxide in atmosphere is an impossible task to stop now it is to late.

The Millennial Warming is happening the weather outside it 10 degrees hotter and in winter it doesn’t become cold not as much.

by DoggieGeneral October 17, 2019

Millno

An adjective used for replacing ass.

'Stop being a Millno!'

by TheRealMillno November 29, 2019

Millennial Tide Money

Financial growth from companies owned by Individuals born between 1980 - 1999 in industries that have been controlled by companies that are decades old

“Despite Victoria’s Secret success in the fashion industry over the past two decades. Rihanna has disrupted the industry with Fenty which is worth over $500 milllion”

Me- That’s Millennial Tide Money outliving these companies

by Zcribbla February 5, 2020

Millennial Rich

A term used to describe a millennial who claims to be broke and cannot afford the necessities of life when they do in fact make enough money they just spend it on frivolous luxuries like avacado toast, weekly manicures, concerts, etc.

Parent: Jasmine why don't you move out and get a place of your own?
Jasmine: I can't afford a place of my own I'm too broke.
Parent: You just spent 500 dollars to go to Coachella. Stop being millennial rich.

by Chungusslayer April 16, 2021

Millnering

The act of stringing your partner upside down and pouring liquid shit into their arsehole until they explode like a geyser

Had her Millnering all night, was like a Dirty Volcano all over the walls.

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Millennial Beatnik

A young hipster douchebag that thinks pseudo-intellectualism and excessive drug use makes them more enlightened than the rest of us.

Do you see that knob wearing a beret and thick-rimmed glasses? Must be a millennial beatnik.

by bronzenotbrown May 4, 2021