Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

by Mopery January 1, 2012

midnight meat train

1. n. Another euphemism for penis.

2. The best movie title since 'Snakes on a Plane', staring Vinny Jones. Holds the record for most people brutally murdered in front of a masturbating audience.

"Hey baby, you wanna take a ride on the midnight meat train?"

Jon: "I'm really confused about my sexuality."
Jack: "What gives?"
Jon: "I beat it to 'Midnight Meat Train' last week, and now I can't orgasm without seeing blood."
Jack: "You're a sick man."

by ButterNuts March 10, 2008

Midnight

An african american which is so dark that it cannot be seen during the night.

Wesley Snipes is some kind of midnight nig.

That midnight stole my t.v. while i was watching it.

by Shit on my dick November 8, 2008

Midnight Cowboy

A Midnight Cowboy is a male prostitute.

When I was younger, I was a Midnight Cowboy turning tricks at good hotels!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

midnight shake down

when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.

I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.

by brian of eastern europe June 11, 2006

Midnight Red

When a girl gets her period at night.

"Why are you walking like that"

"because...i pulled a midnight red"

by Zaynskinnys November 27, 2013

Midnight Chinwack

Kicking someone in the chin, usually with your heel when their behind you.

Derived from Sifl & Olly, by Chester.

He was pissin me off so i gave him a midnight chinkwack, yo.

by F!Fi September 1, 2005