Melanie

A female human being that can't really read.
She also tends to disconnect from games on Roblox. She doesn't really listen and only hears 2.5% of the conversation. She tends to mention Dunkirk and Harry Styles a lot. Literally, every conversation, she mentions Dunkirk, Harry Styles, One Direction, or Big Time Rush. She also makes fun of the names Jasper and Olivia. She tends to disrespect the owner of bunnies named Jasper, and it hurts them. Not all melanie's are bad, but ones that think Olivia's are bad, are.

Can you believe Melanie dissed Jasper the Bunnie's owner Olivia? How dare she.

by owner of a Jasper April 22, 2018

Melanie

She is flicker. She is flame. She illuminates her flammable name. The sun rises through her pubic hair, torching the sense and sensibility of the world. One is lost and found, saved and drowned in the circle of her arms and the wellspring of her eyes. A damn-ed imp. That which animates.

Running around one day, she pulled a flaming Melanie. Aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!

by Chrisopher February 5, 2010

Melanie

Melanie is a CUNT......
Melanie also has massive tits
Melanie knows the difference between your and you're.

Melanie is a girls name

by Pink Sparkly Unicorns April 24, 2017

melancholia pop

a gloomy state of mind rock; thoughtful, pensive rock music

Lost Prophets, the new Blink-182

by I LOVE It March 1, 2004

meglana

one of the coolest superhero twins ever!

if you need to take down bad guys call the meglana twins!

by meglana December 23, 2008

melanie ant

The kind of person who you fall in love with and never want to let go

damn the melanie ant, i love her a ton

by Commanderincheif September 7, 2016

melanie mercado

you may not like her but she will steal your man. truth.

1:is that melanie mercado? ugh i hate her

2:lmao ok but ya mans was in her dms last friday right? sus

by bootyb00ty123 February 9, 2017