Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

merthaid

Non-binary mermaid

The Little Mermaid 7 captured the relationship between Ariel's great grandson and a merthaid.

by AskMeAnything! May 29, 2024

Merchan

Tends to be a bug-eyed individual who is also a traitor. Corrupt to the core.

That merchan is a real fag.

by BParkerPNUS May 31, 2024

Merchbau

Similar to "SYBAU" where one shuts their bitch ass up, instead it is used in an uplifting manner. Combining words Merch (Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be) and SYBAU.

Person A: Yoooo i got a new pair of jordans this weekend.
Person B: No chance, Merchbau it
Person A: Merchbau!

by urbandictor1523 February 4, 2026

merchlinski

An absolute sigma boy

____ Merchlinski is so skibidi sigma

by Don’t tell Henry February 17, 2025

Merch

To merch something is to take it as your own, put your name on it, claim responsibility, or rep something. Like a street trademark. Making a claim or backing one.

“Thats his girl? Im gonna merch that”
“All this money? I merch that”
“What i merch, thats mine”
“On me, i merch that”
“Ive been with the same shit, same block i merch”

by TBlu November 7, 2025

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003