meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

Wog meat

(noun, insult) An attractive white woman that only has sex with black/asian men.

Dude 1 "wow, look at her over there!"
Dude 2 "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate, she's wog meat"

by d*v*ant January 15, 2009

meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009

lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.

1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."

by Curtis Popsicle November 6, 2010

meat case

a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.

Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case

by king jonman July 2, 2006

Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.

Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.

by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017