Toronto Maple Leafs

The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.

Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.

by LeafsRunThisShit January 27, 2007

toronto maple leafs

A hockey team that is ALWAYS beat by the Canucks.

The toronto maple leafs defense are the leagues only defense that is frightened of the physical prowess of the Sedin Sisters.

by suckonthattoronto November 21, 2010

Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.

"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"

by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009

maple fever

It is a common remedy for fever in Canada involving pouring maple syrup into a person's body especially the ears and the genitals.

Person A: Hey I heard Felicia had a fever.
Person B: Lol, Brent gave her the maple fever treatment up her ass. Now she has a limp.

by zao_zeeeee June 2, 2016

mapleweed

A fun place of learning. But don’t let the empty halls fool you, everyone is just wearing camo. Can’t find a girlfriend? just date your cousin! that’s okay here at mapleweed!! Sports include: hunting, fishing, and baseball. You’ll have one teacher for every subject. Wanna learn math? A computer teacher will help you. If anyone knows an elevator expector, we need one as of 2016. And lastly, but not leastly, we have a private juul station in every bathroom. We hope you enjoy your stay at Mapleweed (aka maplewood). YEEE YEEE MOTHER TRUCKER.

I think I got herpes from my sister. We go to Mapleweed.

Shit dog, you go to Mapleweed too? I haven’t seen anyone in the hallways lately.

by wiggleman12345 May 1, 2019

maple syrop titties

When you and your girl have tried just about everything, and you guys are bored, so you put maple syrup on her tits, and the male licks it off. Make sure to not get any on your bed, as if her tits are large enough, it will leak.

Hey! Let's try maple syrop titties!

by Sox_N_Sandles February 27, 2020

Maplemomo

An Asian girl who has no life and stays up till 5 am. All she does is play minecraft and simp over con. She also autoclicks btw just ask manaa manaa says she hacks. But fr she is good player.

Maplemomo is sweaty af.

by I love junsang June 14, 2020