When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts
by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011
Get the major smoothie meltdownmug. by Among us nft April 19, 2022
Get the John Majormug. 
A Health Science Major Reject
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)
Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.
by premed guru June 18, 2025
Get the Life Science Majormug. by anonymous December 21, 2021
Get the sexually majoredmug. yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022
Get the major depressive disordermug. by mp2278 October 12, 2023
Get the G Major 5mug.