Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet

1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...

by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022

Iron Maiden

A band that can't be fought and can't be sought

Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.

by Peener guy October 31, 2019

emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.

Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! September 12, 2005

Iron Maiden

The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.

guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."

by flufalupacus February 24, 2009

iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.

"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"

by iron maiden sucks and i dont know why they even try July 30, 2006

Maiden Laden

"A phrase used to describe something that is heavily influenced, or contains a lot of Iron Maiden."

"Dude, my weekend was so Maiden Laden."

by TheForsakenDarkness December 28, 2011

Maidar

A tall, Gongorian Mongolian, with brown hair. He will make you laugh with his inappropriate s*x jokes, and loves to curse at people. He is amazing at Russian football, and he is proud about his negative traits such as his fatness and his ugliness . He loves to drink Vodka 24/7, and takes pride in the fact that he is an unpopular nerd.

Hahaha. Maidar is saying his inappropriate jokes again!

by MoreFriendsThanYou October 22, 2019