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Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle
"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

magic swizzle 

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.
Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.
magic swizzle by EdRoyce March 23, 2023

magic water

A slang word for vodka because vokda looks like water but is magical
dude hit me up with some of that "magic water"
magic water by NEB man February 23, 2010

Magic.Wand 

Originating on IRC in programming channels like #asp, #dotnet and #C#, the Magic.Wand is a mythical class library that fixes all of your problems for you. It is self compiling so there is no source code, the API is completely arbitrary and self determining based on your inability to explain what it is you need help with and your general lack of comprehension as to what it would take to accomplish said goals.
user1: plz halp, i need cart for my site thx
user2: use the Magic.Wand object and call the .generateCart() method
Magic.Wand by nfn February 23, 2005

magic carpet ride

Act of sex or, sometimes, toking up. Floor rug where sex occurs. Usually found during the Hippie Era in an overly small flat or back of a van, pickup, or ground. Used because it's better for your back then the floor\wall\VW bugg.
After a few sticks, Snogmaster took Sunflower for a magic carpet ride.
magic carpet ride by - February 1, 2004

magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
magic asshole by one trick pony February 15, 2010