queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.

When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.

by Miss Stranddd September 12, 2009

magic clam

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

by radioav8r January 18, 2011

magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

by R. Kemp May 18, 2005

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

Magic Juice

A concoction between Raspberry Vodka and Lemon-Lime Hawaiian Punch (the green one.)

"WOW. This Magic Juice tastes amazing!"

by Kevin2630 September 6, 2011

Magic Tomato

A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.

The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.

by GrammEr Nazi May 19, 2011

magic portal

the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.

tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"

emma-"no, that was a long time ago."

by corabora December 15, 2008