v. Originating with the word ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
the trip you get when you're really baked and you go from one place to another in what seems like 5 seconds but is really 10-15 minutes and you dont remember anything that happened within that time period.
tristan-"whoa. magic portal. werent we just at Dead Duck like, two seconds ago?"
emma-"no, that was a long time ago."
emma-"no, that was a long time ago."
by corabora March 25, 2007
by radioav8r January 17, 2011
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by mr. hot sausage June 22, 2011
When you put on a pair of shorts/pants and the first thing you do is put your hand in your pocket and surprisingly you find money in your pocket.
by ChadBro chill September 01, 2010
noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.
by Miss Stranddd September 13, 2009