Skip to main content

Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity
"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"
by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014
mugGet the Monster Housemug.

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.
Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?
by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020
mugGet the Monster Cockmug.

Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.
That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.
by rexnfx January 19, 2011
mugGet the Cake Monstermug.

meth-monster

That f*cking thing thats been hiding outside behind the bush all night long. You can seen his shadow out of the corner of your eye, but when you peek out the blinds, he's not there...
meth or teenna
monster like aarrhhg!
by perry-noid1 January 1, 2004
mugGet the meth-monstermug.

Little Monster

A Person with a very good sense of appreciating the art and creativity of music.

A person who loves Lady Gaga and accepts her for who she is.

A member of the Little Monster Family, also known as the BIGGEST, HAPPIEST FAMILY on the universe.
Little Monster: I am a Little Monster

People: Ooooh! Hi could we be friends, i know you're smart and cool and brave and you're a part of the biggest and happiest family on planet! You're our sister/brother!!
by yohohohoho September 23, 2011
mugGet the Little Monstermug.

Butter Monster

An extremely obese person who can only be satiated by eating other people.
Even though the butter monster had eaten a large fried chicken dinner form KFC, she couldn't be sated until she ate the young child.
by mmitty March 25, 2009
mugGet the Butter Monstermug.

Rack Monster

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.
"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."
by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009
mugGet the Rack Monstermug.

Share this definition